#xitter

Good news- I don't have emphysema. Bad news- I am an idiot. Lesson learned- check altitude of cities you visit. #albuquerque

I used to laugh when Windows user's slides were interrupted by software upgrade dialogs, etc. Well now WE have notification centre...

Amazing.- Have never seen so many paunchy, middle-aged and distinctly non-threatening looking people on bad-ass motorcycles.

Now knows of existence of “Epoisses (cheese) ice cream.” I may hyperventilate. /via @kmflett @Megfdavies

Suspects @nb_coqui has been hijacked to Sandford